By FlyingFist - 04/12/2012 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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zingline89 18

Gives blow your nose a whole new meaning.

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raven1911 3

I hope you have a good reason for staying with this moron

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zingline89 18

Gives blow your nose a whole new meaning.

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zingline89 18

Sweet! What role do I get to play? Can I play Jesus??

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rocklare18 7

At least he didn't wipe it at the urinal... I heard that's where all the dicks hang out

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onlychildFTW 33

He wants done head and god is saying it to. Or that's how I read it.

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buckdharma 36

Nostrildamus, don't worry, it's snot going to happen.

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LiyIa_fml 8

Wipe the booger on his face.

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shyeahh_fml 19

That's just rude.

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doodlecloud 26

And wiping it on their wall isn't? At least it's actually his, it not like it wasn't already in him a few mins ago anyway.

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raven1911 3

I hope you have a good reason for staying with this moron

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ks23 9

Maybe this is your sign to get a new BF

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drunkandfml 11

Maybe it was a sign that he's gay... then it IS really time to get a new boyfriend

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RvidxrKlvn 8

A sign to become the ultimate master of the art of penis sculpting. From this day forth he will cover each and every bathroom wall, notebook, and your face with only the most detailed penises you have ever seen.

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zingline89 18

He wanted to share his good news with you and it snot very nice of you to come on here and embarrass him. Who nose how many of his friends will see this? He probably feels like you shafted him and you need to apoligize. Don't be surprised if he's a little teste until you do.

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RvidxrKlvn 8

But you have to agree he needs to stop phallusizing about this stupid dream of his

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