Health, Painful and Surprise: Sneaky sneezy

Sneaky sneezy

By Worn Out - 11/11/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML

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You deserved it 291

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 112

By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 7 776

Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Warren

Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 89

By fucktheearth - 20/04/2016 03:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 480

You deserved it 2 055

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 917

You deserved it 1 817

Bad day

By meranda_johnson - 13/12/2012 08:58 - United States

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 836

You deserved it 2 555

By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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You deserved it 3 608

By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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You deserved it 4 191

By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 380

You deserved it 1 892

By de-ow-dorant - 19/01/2017 08:00

Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

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You deserved it 601

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 4:59

One for Connor, one for Kendall, one for Roman and one for Shiv? Can't wait for season 4!

Jesse Duff 15

Saturday 12 November 2022 5:55

wait till you hit 7-14 sneezes in a row, and you gotta tell everyone around you to shut up so you can concentrate on not sneezing...your in for a ride.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 4:59

One for Connor, one for Kendall, one for Roman and one for Shiv? Can't wait for season 4!

Thaylok 17

Saturday 12 November 2022 15:21

Sneazen 4?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 12 November 2022 16:00

Yes!!! The sneezon's Episode 1 starts off with Logan having a sneezing fit and the Waystar Royce stock price plummets. Good TV!

Jesse Duff 15

Saturday 12 November 2022 5:55

wait till you hit 7-14 sneezes in a row, and you gotta tell everyone around you to shut up so you can concentrate on not sneezing...your in for a ride.