Bad day

By meranda_johnson - 13/12/2012 08:58 - United States

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an ******; at least you're having fun.

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Pleonasm 35

I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

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yoyoforpeace 14

Sorry op I'm sitting at home with a cold too but I've yet to pee myself.

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gc327072 30

Will she get better? *sunglasses* Depends.....

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AKGirlinSD 20

Get well soon, OP, and wear a pad or panty liner. That way you have some protection until the sneezing calms down.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Has anyone else had the random idea that when you need to pee... Go to the bathroom, instead of waiting and sneezing

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AKGirlinSD 20

38, when someone sneezes so hard, the bladder pushes out whatever is in there. Same as puking/vomiting. Your insides are pushing so hard one way that it makes you pee even though you didn't even need to go.

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yoyoforpeace 14

I withdraw my comment as of today...I feel your pain OP!

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HKCgrimmjow 15

63- I have yet in my life to have my bladder turn against me and make me pee myself, my point is if there is nothing TO push out then your fine.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an ******; at least you're having fun.

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windfuelsfire 10

And if the bf is into watersports, he could have fun as well

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TheFirstSamurai 18

So if you sneeze 8 times does that mean you've orgasmed?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Maybe that's not pee Op is feeling if it comes out every eighth sneeze...

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lilhellian 26

Damn I only sneeze 7 times in a row:( When will I ******? D':

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CharresBarkrey 15

Pretty sure it means you'd have to have one sneeze as powerful as 8 sneezes, not 8 individual regular sneezes. It would just restart each time.

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mariah3269 4

Lol captain save a hoe!? Haha made my day

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Spazz420 7

Throw a pad on!! Better than having wet pants!!

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hama806 19

Or try kegel exercises. You'll kill two birds with one stone. They help to minimize stress incontinence and even better, intensify orgasms.

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Pleonasm 35

I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

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ICastillo 24

Well talk about getting wet. You better start depends around until you feel better.

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lilhellian 26

I had a hard time deciphering this one.. .-. Maybe 35 days in G.B. will help?

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ICastillo 24

Ya sorry about that shitty message, I was still half asleep when I posted it.

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billyz77 24

Next time you feel a bad one coming on, pull down your pants, bend over, plug your nose and see if you can blast a turd across the room. I guarantee your boyfriend will enjoy the show.

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Welshite 39

There is something seriously wrong with you.

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Pleonasm 35

I don't think that projectile faecal bombing is everyone's cup of tea...

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Enslaved 36

Great. . . Thanks for now making me think about that "two girls one cup" video. :P

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Ozuru 11

Why is this being thumbed down so much?

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billyz77 24

They just don't have our sense of humor, I suppose. I thought it was funny as hell but then, like no.1 said, there's something seriously wrong with me. Lol.

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gc327072 30

54- if it's any consolation, I laughed hard at this. I mean, DUH, it's sarcastic! Or instead of duh, "no shit" applies especially well here.

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Chanti_fml 26

Call in sick at work, seat yourself with some tissues on the toilet and sneeze away. At least then you won't get some wet pants. And remember, your blather will empty sometime!

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little_one 20

Depends... Never leave home without them.

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josiemorehouse 12

LOL. Reminds me of the movie Hall Pass, haha!!

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lilhellian 26

Atleast he isn't poking your belly button..

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