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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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slitherbomb 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

Don't take shame in your *****! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

13FTW 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:16

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

Comments

mike3775 35

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:41

oh noes, your life is over because you have poop that stinks, when everyone else's smells like roses. It really sucks to be you now.

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:44

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

LifeOnBlast19 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:49

It's okay dude, everybody *****! Do it like a boss nah mean?

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:01

Oh my god... I laughed like a maniac at this FML. Probably one of the best I've seen, oh well, maybe they didn't bother to check, OP? Usually when I use a public restroom I just get in, do my business, and then get the hell out as quickly as possible, so they might've ignored it.

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:14

I'm sure they didn't ignore the ID with the name and picture on it as they were placing it face up on the sink

Bekavera 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:16

thats what you get..sick ass:(

mymelin 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 21:54

I'm sooo not getting why he's a sik ass!? Ur doughty

LifeOnBlast19 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:14

Sick ass for taking a shit? Do tell, do you have constipation problems or are you just not normal?

FranzFerdinand 18

Wednesday 7 September 2011 0:01

Damn, thirty-seven years old and you think that it's sick to do something natural, necessary, and as unpleasant as it may be, healthy? Wow. Just wow.

da_cookie_monsta 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:28

Please don't reproduce, 27. For the sake of us all.

GEFStryker 29

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:17

Well I can explain the ID falling out part... he's probably talking about his work badge, which you wouldn't keep in your wallet. As for the rest, it makes no sense. Your ID fell out of your pocket and into the next stall, but when you exited the stall you were occupying, your ID magically appeared by the sink? Also, if you waited for the person next to you to leave, why would this be an FML at all? I dunno, something about this FML stinks...

GEFStryker 29

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:44

It was a joke! Something smelly...? Also, I was only pointing out flaws in events that were explicitly stated, I wasn't questioning the FML as a whole. Shouldn't facts that are contradictory to each other that are part of the FML be fair game?

Vagrarian 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:24

Happens to everyone. Not a big deal at all. The guy in the next stall was probably thinking about all the times that sort of thing had happened to him. It's part of being human.

jessesgirl14 16

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:29

Courtesy flushing helps lower the stink somewhat...

off_constantly 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 17:43

I would've walked out the stall with my chin high and proudly claimed that I took a magnificent dump. People all over the world would envy your courage mang.