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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2023 03:00 - Cayman Islands - George Town

Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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slitherbomb 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

Don't take shame in your *****! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

13FTW 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:16

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

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facilitator 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 4:12

Maybe his identification is a license to kill.

birdman09 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 5:56

Stupid fml....

santel_fml 8

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:17

That's disgusting. I hate walking into work toilets when someone has stunk it out.

R4P3DwithALOHA 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:45

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wildnout06 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:16

The person in the stall must have been weird to let you grab some tissue while they were still in there

Seductive_Turtle 2

Friday 9 September 2011 3:31

When Im in a public washroom, I usually wait for something really loud to happen. That's when I let it rip.

PYROxSYCO3 7

Friday 9 September 2011 5:16

Thats a little scary

MrIrish20 1

Friday 9 September 2011 5:54

I'm not seeing the FML. Oh no they saw your ID?! Maybe they'll call you and talk about it, or even better, they'll take a picture of your ID and post it up on a social site and say "I heard this person take the loudest crap!"