Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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slitherbomb 0

Don't take shame in your *****! Do it with pride, you're a man! At least I think you are....

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13FTW 9

The best part of this FML is how he referenced his shit to be " a very loud and very smelly session"

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Comments

OfficeNinja 5

it's called a "courtesy flush". here is how it works. as soon as the bomb (payload) splashes down at sea - pull the handle and flush. the flushing action removes the kids from the pool and sends the stench away with them. then you finish your business, remembering to flush after each splashdown.

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DocBastard 38

After ******** in a public restroom, I walk out confidently, point behind me, and proudly announce, "I DID THAT." The **** is anyone going to say after you do that? Try it sometime. The response is usually gold.

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bubo_fml 10

Turds are like trophies...Don't hang ya head in shame, Bra!!

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lisa_courtney 0

Haha people do stuff like this all the time!

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leadman1989 15

I'm always mortified when I have to take a shit in public. Someone might kick the stall door in and... wait nobody remembers that one. Oh well.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

What are lemiwicks anyways?

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yoshivar2002 0

Um people poop, why be ashamed?

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jwells4 0

YDI for calling it toilet roll. Lol.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

So what esle are they supposed to call it? Ass wipe paper?

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Gemmy_44 7

I'm not a big fan of pooping in public restrooms either, but if you have to go, I know the feeling of wanting to keep yourself anonymous so no one you work with knows you as "stinky ass" or something. I've known some noisy and smelly shitters in my days in the workplace, and it made me respect the ninja shitters much more. As long as you do your business relatively quietly and courtesy flush, I don't care if you're dropping deuces the size of garden gnomes. But if you sound like you're giving birth or it smells like you ate Mexican every night for a week and followed that up with some deep fried dogshit, drop that loaf at home. I should not want to look at your shoes under the stall to figure out if I can find you after I leave the ladies' and beat you senseless for making me vomit while I'm trying to pee.

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