Cars, Cops and Transportation: Snitches get bitches

Snitches get bitches

By Innocent - 18/08/2016 23:03 - New Zealand

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 646

You deserved it 52 331

Insurance fraud

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 20:02 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 497

You deserved it 1 966

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 936

You deserved it 567

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 958

You deserved it 7 912

Caught

By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 660

You deserved it 1 943

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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You deserved it 899

It's mine now

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 660

You deserved it 142

Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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You deserved it 31 925

Grinding

By takingthebus - 16/09/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 278

You deserved it 6 548

By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 2 224

seba7236 21

Friday 19 August 2016 11:55

She deserved it. She was driving illegal, and its not your fault that she's stupid

WCARlover 34

Friday 19 August 2016 11:56

She does a hit and run and everyone is mad at you? Screw them OP, I hope she pays for every last cent of damage to your car.

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 19 August 2016 20:16

I wouldn't worry about it too much if those morons are that stupid to get mad at you instead of her. You did nothing wrong, she got herself in trouble for being a ******* idiot.

amadmanwithabox 4

Friday 19 August 2016 20:19

it's not your fault she was being a bitch

Sparx1_1 16

Friday 19 August 2016 20:58

If by "everyone" you also mean your boyfriend is mad at you - then you might want to consider finding a new boyfriend. You were NOT and fault and you did not "get her in trouble". She got herself into trouble by driving without a license and causing an accident and then fleeing the scene. They should all be mad at her for creating such a shitty situation for you.

glorywalrus 2

Friday 19 August 2016 21:04

perhaps this is a family that you might not want to be attached to.

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Friday 19 August 2016 21:43

Well were they gonna pay for the damages? I didn't think so, you did the right thing OP

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 19 August 2016 21:44

And they AREN'T mad at her for driving without a license, causing an accident, then doing a hit and run? Maybe this family isn't one you want to marry into. Just sayin.

Wildhippo 4

Friday 19 August 2016 21:54

You did what was right. The society is full of dumb fools. you don't have to please all of them.

RogueWarrior869 23

Friday 19 August 2016 22:27

Sounds like favoritism. I hope you don't feel bad, op. You did the right thing.Hopefully the girl learns a lesson from this and everything blows over soon, however, others are right on one thing; if your boyfriend isn't on your side here/understands you did the right thing then that is a red flag. Best of luck, op!

Talis99 26

Friday 19 August 2016 22:51

Then she shouldn't be a stupid, petty criminal.

jbivens1992 17

Friday 19 August 2016 23:13

Right...because you should have somehow "known who was driving" and you would have had she not left the scene. She's an idiot and if they are seriously mad at you for that then they are idiots as well. How about someone gets mad at her for hitting you? You could have been hurt! Sorry OP, but your boyfriend sounds like a loser and his family sounds like a bunch of jerks. Move on.