Kids: Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work... - FML

By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Diana - 13/08/2010 01:06 - United States

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

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i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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lazorzpewpew 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 17:37

KICK THE BABY!

lesp 6

Friday 12 June 2009 22:31

"Be good for nap time unless you want to end up like Johnny did." "You said that was an accident Mrs. OP." "Yeah, but 'accidents' happen all the time Stevie. . ."

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csigabajnok 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 16:43

This made me laugh so hard! thx :)

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 5:49

how do u accidently kick someone down the stairs u jerk!?!?!?!?!?!!!

areforever 0

Monday 6 September 2010 11:47

You only kicked one? Go for two, dude!

parajax82 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 7:22

Go for gold!!

ThatFunnyDude 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:04

This is SPARTAAAAA!!!!!

lazorzpewpew 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 17:37

KICK THE BABY!

nerobluerose 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:14

^ win. score one for Kyle from southpark

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 17:45

I assume by "accidentally" you mean it stepped to ya and needed fixin

greatbelow 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 18:53

kick some more down.

prettyinpurple 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:10

haha. i did that with a golf cart. the child was behind the fence and i pushed the fence open with the golf cart. he flew across the play ground.

lady89ettena 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 21:06

LOL! that's hilarious

quiksta 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:23

bumbling idiots like you are the reason i will never have kids. well, you and pedos, murderers, the ****** up world... etc.. for all you know, you have given someone else's child brain damage. DIE

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 15:55

ROFL How do you 'accidentally' kick a child down a set of steps? Hahaha...

rachelforgot2 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:54

Ya kicking kids is pretty funny, i chocked one on accident wih a chair! weird how these things happing! ahahahhahhahaa

rachelforgot2 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:37

wow i ****** up that last comment, ment to say weird how these things HAPPEN! its fucken funny! i also kicked a kid in its back! they always come outta now where i swear!

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