Snitches get stiches

By cxcrktkt - 12/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, my ten year-old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore, I'm an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML
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videoCWK 1

That's what happens when you're religious enough to send your kid to a special school because of it.

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dz_zb 0

That's what you get for not discussing these issues with your child earlier. He's 10 and he just discovered alcohol? And on top of that you haven't taught him enough for him to understand the lack of severity in an adult drinking beer? YDI for allowing your child to stay ignorant, thinking it will preserve his innocence.

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guilortha 0

Lol, that is hilarious.

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DjeePee 24

YDI for sending him to a CONSERVATIVE school where they think praying is going to help you quit drinking.

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Czech 0

YDI it for sending him to a conservative school.

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jwhitloctombraid 0

They should. drinking is a nasty habit and it's deadly. first off it tastes terrible. but also it can give you alot of sicknesses like stomach cancer.

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unwantedlove 0

You're a dumbass, drinking doesnt give you 'stomach cancer'. It can, however, cause liver disease and pancreatitis in long term excessive users. Many research studies have found that drinking 1-2 alcoholic beverages per day can actually help prevent disease. You would do well to get off public sites. You're making yourself look unintelligent.

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Fmylife107 5

As long as its not every day, and no more than one drink with dinner, I don't see the problem. Plus you should only drink on the weekends. although, that's only my opinion

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rmyofme 2

Teach your kid how to think for himself

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Hey! Take all the prayer you can get bro!

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Vaati_fml 20

Beer causes liver problems and will eventually kill you. The more you know.

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