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By Anonymous - 23/02/2014 17:29 - United States - Canastota

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 22:24 - Germany

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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StarWolf111 21

Monday 24 February 2014 1:22

I guess you got off on the wrong foot.

GIGA_IMPACT 15

Monday 24 February 2014 1:19

I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..

Comments

holymackeral 12

Monday 24 February 2014 4:22

I thought the next level was anal

sweetestbitcheva 14

Monday 24 February 2014 4:30

Make sure your feet are sweaty and let's see how he feels then.

kilullu 16

Monday 24 February 2014 4:34

Just be careful not to smash him

vikky538 28

Monday 24 February 2014 4:34

give it to him with a woolen Sox ...he wouldn't dare ask it again..

numberswoman 14

Monday 24 February 2014 4:44

Eeewwwww!

mvc3ftw 17

Monday 24 February 2014 17:57

wonderul comment,o wise one.

legs666 10

Monday 24 February 2014 4:49

"oops, I didn't mean to KICK you honey, I'm sorry!!""

Witchylady 17

Monday 24 February 2014 5:07

That is just gross on so many levels. What a dick.

DonPandon 15

Monday 24 February 2014 5:17

How many levels are there before marriage?

Wizzlbang 10

Monday 24 February 2014 12:27

masterreader878 12

Monday 24 February 2014 5:53

More like FHL. As his girlfriend, you should understand that he may like different things. It's one thing to say, sorry, I'm not into that stuff. It's another to write an FML because you think it's weird, and dislike it. He was showing you a sign of trust by letting you in on something probably nobody else knows, because he is too afraid to reveal it, for this reason. You just broke his trust, and made an asshole out of yourself on the internet. That's the only FYL you get from me. And for all those saying it's gross, who are you to judge him. We all have our quirks, and you are just making fun of his, because it is different. So for that, I say shame on you. I specifically made an account, having always been a silent user. But I made this account, because this FML disgusts me, and I had to rant about it. Now I say farewell.