Intimacy and Miscellaneous: These jugs don't belong here...

These jugs don't belong here...

By Busty - 21/11/2017 06:00

Today, Walmart was out of quart milk jugs except for one. When I went to grab it, I had to practically climb into the fridge. My boobs got stuck on the shelf on the way out, and it took a solid two minutes to wiggle my way free. I had an audience. FML

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By sadie - 01/04/2021 23:00

Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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Stuck

By Tabeling101 - 12/12/2016 01:51

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2014 10:04 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I asked my daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently, the shop only had four-pints, so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

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I'm not a celebrity, get me out of here

By Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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By weak - 23/02/2014 14:36 - United States - Columbus

Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By gamerlaura - 21/07/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Blaenau-ffestiniog

Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML

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t_rosie 7

Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:36

Quite the booby trap....

manb91uk 22

Tuesday 21 November 2017 15:21

That’s the breast story I’ve hears all day

Comments

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:22

Watch it wiggle... see it jiggle... sprinkles so fruity... lotsa whipped cream topped with cherry...

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:28

A man walks up to a Walmart employee, as he points at you as & says “ Excuse me mom, could you tell me how much she sells for & if you have any more in stock? This one is mine but my friends want to share one for themselves. ”

t_rosie 7

Tuesday 21 November 2017 6:36

Quite the booby trap....

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:12

Big udders, big rudders. 10/10 would watch.

Little Richard 11

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:26

I can't wait to see the pics, on the people of Wal-Mart website.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:40

Stuck on the shelf holding quart jugs? Nice, ... very nice! Although some say that more than a cup is a waste!

TheAngelLikeGirlGamer23 7

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:50

Oh lord??

Leaynax 13

Tuesday 21 November 2017 7:54

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Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 21 November 2017 14:03

Maybe you should have asked for help next time.

Rabite 28

Tuesday 21 November 2017 14:28

Yeah, totally weird that she didn't ask for a thin person without boobs to get her something out of a fridge, although it's so very common to get stuck with your boobs while shopping. Happens to me all the time.

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 21 November 2017 18:46

I meant for climbing into the fridge to get the obviously very high milk jug--not getting her unstuck.

Rabite 28

Wednesday 22 November 2017 15:56

That's what my answer was for. So maybe I put it in other words. Why would you ask someone to help you with something you are totally capable of? Only because some very unlikely stupid stuff could happen? It would even be more reasonable to ask someone to help you after the mishap happened.