So innocent

By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 01:00

Today, my 5 year-old stabbed me in the back with a pencil because I "stole" her nose and wouldn’t give it back. My daughter has been sulking now for 3 hours and refuses to breathe until she gets her nose back. FML
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icalledhisname 12

Incorrect. That is indeed the logic that a lot of five year olds have.

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Kurliez408 32

luckily she doesn't quite yet grasp the concept of ''not breathing''

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Ok this is way past 5 year old behaviour. She’s just a moron

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icalledhisname 12

Incorrect. That is indeed the logic that a lot of five year olds have.

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Sean Martin 10

I’d do the same thing.. nose stealer....

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RichardPencil 30

She'd be dead if she didn't breathe for 3 hours, or at least suffer brain damage. Sounds like a family affliction.

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Kurliez408 32

luckily she doesn't quite yet grasp the concept of ''not breathing''

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ojosRojos 28

Some kids like that kind of joke and some kids don’t. She’s obviously the latter. Just pretend to give her her nose back and don’t play that kind of game with her anymore.

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bl3ur0z3 17

She hasn't breathed in 3 hours? Give her back her nose, already. It may be just a game, but she's clearly not handling it well. It's only funny if you're both laughing.

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Talented73 54

Prove to her that her nose is still there -- blast a huge fart.

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Diawar 2

so you have a 5 year old who stabs people when she’s upset ? wow. good job mom & dad

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Jillian51894 12

Stabbing?! Sounds like behavioral issues!

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