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By StillLoveMyDogs - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to reach for a long piece of lint next to my dryer. It was a snake. FML
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cynthianicole95 9

#10 No way, really?

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cedwards120 4

I did understand that, thanks for clarifying.

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AnOriginalName 19

Do lint snakes hunt dust bunnies?

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beararm 11

I feel u bro, i opened my bathroom after moving into a new apt after a week. It was in the bathroom so I almost had to piss my own pants till animal control came thru. That shit ***** with me till this day every time I walk in the bathroom.

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wow_FML03 12

Did it bite you?? 0: 0:

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ShowMeKay 20

Based on OP's name for the FML, the snake might've actually been left dead by one of her dogs. Hopefully that was the case, and no bites!

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redrain567 16

Maybe you should get that sorted out... Fyl op.

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giantsfan2010 23

Hopefully it wasn't poisonous! I had a customer at work bring a snake with her and she let me touch it, snake skin feels awesome!

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MandieL 27

If it bites you and you get sick, it's venomous. If you bite it and get sick, it's poisonous. :)

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fmlsams 27

If it bites you and it gets sick, you're Chuck Norris.

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madeline9322 17

If it bites you and it gets sick, you're poisonous.

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cedwards120 4

If it bites you and nothing happens, it's kinky.

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Sansational_ 18

If you bite it and it bites you, that's karma.

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MisterKnowItAll 15

There's a snake in my boot.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Was it a trouser snake?

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