Health, Facebook and Social Media: Social media was a mistake

Social media was a mistake

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 11 308

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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You deserved it 4 926

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 315

You deserved it 35 417

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 38 697

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 020

You deserved it 12 016

By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 7 180

By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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You deserved it 55 426

By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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You deserved it 89 662

By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 18:00

Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML

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You deserved it 137

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 155

You deserved it 41 034

TheHarvest 7

Thursday 16 May 2013 18:54

thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.

mansen 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 18:54

Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...

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daydreamer244 13

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:15

gosh that sucks! I hate how on every website it always says "like this on facebook." I mean really, some things are private. sorry op.

AngelicTide 11

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:21

Everything links to Facebook nowadays... :/

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:30

I had things like that...I revoked them...and this one you for sure should revoke...

davek 36

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:40

They even have like/share buttons on **** now.

captainObviously 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:41

I feel ur pain. Also an ibs sufferer.

xxsadie03xx 7

Friday 17 May 2013 6:58

Same here

evilraider 5

Thursday 16 May 2013 23:29

41s cute like her comment

RebelYell14 4

Friday 17 May 2013 0:34

I agree, your life sucks and SO DOES FACEBOOK!!!!

rita0ral 8

Friday 17 May 2013 0:53

Made me giggle

Smoothjc1 6

Friday 17 May 2013 1:22

WHO registers anything like that on FACEBOOK.

strayaway 12

Friday 17 May 2013 3:06

I feel your pain I have IBS predominant Man it sucks smh

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Today, my boyfriend found the box of photos I've been saving for my daughter. He was convinced I was pining over her father and emptied the box into the dumpster behind our apartment. I'm still not done digging through the garbage to find the photos from the day my daughter was born. FML

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Social media was a mistake

Same thing different taste

What have I done now?

Taco Bell, huh?

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