Social media was a mistake

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 285
You deserved it 11 308

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TheHarvest 7

thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.

mansen 15

Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...

Comments

One of my old roommates apparently watched midget **** one day and had it actually auto-link to his Facebook activity. Hahahaha he never heard the end of it.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

What's wrong with midget ****?

I know, right!? That shit's ******' hilarious.

skyeyez9 24

*watches as midget climbs up the woman's leg to hump her*

Came home after a long day at work, read this post-now my husband wants to know why I'm laughing like a crazy person, and I can't keep it together long enough to tell him!

And THIS is why I choose not to have a facebook...

Were your first words "aw crap" or "oh shit"

Sorry, OP, its crappy that your loose finger's outed you like a stool pigeon! That's really gonna cramp your style on Facebook!

IvyPalin 7

I think you need to change your name, address, FB..FML

LoL It could always be worse OP. Lets just hope your friends have mercy on you.

I'm still laughing at all the downvotes on the crappy puns.

perdix 29

Why do you need a group to support your irritable bowels? Isn't that what your pelvis is for? The good news is now your entire social circle is going to know the real reason you are cranky, and it's not just garden-variety bitchiness. I don't know if that's going to make anyone want to hang around with you anymore, but at least their judgment of you will be less harsh. That's kind of a win :D

It helps to be able to vent to others on your symptoms and what works or doesn't work

cryssycakesx3 22

lol. it's funny to me when people don't get perdix's humor. I happened yo look forward to it.

i hate how things can link to your fb