Social media was a mistake
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By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada
One of my old roommates apparently watched midget **** one day and had it actually auto-link to his Facebook activity. Hahahaha he never heard the end of it.
I know, right!? That shit's ******' hilarious.
Came home after a long day at work, read this post-now my husband wants to know why I'm laughing like a crazy person, and I can't keep it together long enough to tell him!
And THIS is why I choose not to have a facebook...
Were your first words "aw crap" or "oh shit"
Sorry, OP, its crappy that your loose finger's outed you like a stool pigeon! That's really gonna cramp your style on Facebook!
Just.... No.
I think you need to change your name, address, FB..FML
LoL It could always be worse OP. Lets just hope your friends have mercy on you.
I'm still laughing at all the downvotes on the crappy puns.
Why do you need a group to support your irritable bowels? Isn't that what your pelvis is for? The good news is now your entire social circle is going to know the real reason you are cranky, and it's not just garden-variety bitchiness. I don't know if that's going to make anyone want to hang around with you anymore, but at least their judgment of you will be less harsh. That's kind of a win :D
It helps to be able to vent to others on your symptoms and what works or doesn't work
i hate how things can link to your fb
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thats the problem with social networks. everyone knows EVERYTHING.
Well, now your friends will know who to blame for the farts...