Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML
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Top comments

seraphxchild 3

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

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Dementos 2

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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Comments

PYLrulz 17

I MIGHT understand Family Guy, but hating on The Simpsons for that reason is so 1990

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PYLrulz 17

I MIGHT understand Family Guy, but hating on The Simpsons for that reason is so 1990

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utterz 0

i hope u know that it is true? those kinds of series are made by freemasons. if u watch them carefully ud understand. u sould really search up and ubderstand why ur mum doesnt allow u to watch them. i agree with her.

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dudeitsdanny 9

America was founded by Freemasons.. Does that mean you're never gonna have anything to do with the US ever again? Either way, I call bull. You can find conspiracy theory symbols in a bowl of Alphabet soup, if you really want to.

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monnanon 13

Lol I love how people wax lyrical about the freemasons and illuminati and say to anyone that disagrees "OMG you are SOOO closed minded how can you not see that these people are controlling you." Its the same with the flippin zeitgiest film. Conspiricy theories can be seen in everything. For the most part they are harmless and make life a bit more interesting but you cant seriously believe that people are trying to control you through tv.

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klong91 7

It's post like these that make me glad I didn't grow up with crazy religious parents.

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glitchedgamer 0

Tell her to take the bible out of her ass.

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Blue_Barbie 0

She isn't lying!!!

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acdcfan2013 0

my mom does that too. she can't stand me watching family guy and stuff like that.

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Aftrlaw 0

A While back my dad did the same thing for the same reason. Ain't life grand.

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