Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML
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seraphxchild 3

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

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Dementos 2

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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quinnjamin10 2

Peter just acts smart and " unholy " in Family Guy, but in reality he's a homosexual with a billion dollars for a comedy cartoon show that is pretty ******* hilarious sometimes. LOL. Your parents should join the "GOD HATES FAGS" group on Facebook. P.S. MOVE OUT, YOUR PARENTS ARE LOONS.

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TheNewGuy03 28

growing up, i was banned from virtually everything. the internet (what little there was of it, anyway), all music except gospel, most movies that are pg-13 or worse, video games, and most things people do while in high school. all because they thought there were demonic forces in everything. needless to say, i'm permanently scarred for it, and i'm admittedly extremely socially awkward. i feel ya, op. |the kid|

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HunterAlpha1 8

wow, you must be me from a parallel dimension! when i turned 18 i went to the local army recruiting station and got the free America's Army game, brought it home, installed, and started playing. when my mom got home i was doing the m16 weapon familiarization(shooting at paper targets). when she saw what i was doing she went ******* ballistic! she ran around the house, jumping up and down and screaming things like "MY SON'S A MURDERER!!!" and "YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER!!!". then she would intermittently flail at me with her limp hands and scream and cry some more, finally she went to her room, slammed the door, and continued her tantrum for several more hours. whenever i would fire a shot she would burst out afresh with screaming and wailing. needless to say, computer games are now my favourite pastime XD

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truehitman2010 0

I've been watching family guy since I was 6. it's my favorite show ever and they never cease to ammuse me.

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Zetal 0

That sucks, sounds like you live in a "moral Orel" type of family

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jessicajellybean 0

I wish this had "like" button. Total win! ;)

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aardvarkish 16

86, the irony of your comment, or is it hypocrisy?

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yummcookie 0

there's quite a big difference between "that's garbage don't watch it" and " that's the work of Satan dint watch it" that's why she's a bible thumper.

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