Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML
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seraphxchild 3

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

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Dementos 2

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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Comments

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Now op, don't take this as a negative! You are a child of God and she is only trying to protect you from the evil world of devilish corruption that is modern television!(:

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TomFeltonFan 0

I'm a child of... my parents? oh praise the Lordy Lordy! Amen! Amen! Don't let the evilness corrupt your soul! ahaha XD

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gamrgrl 0

as long as your responsible of what you watch, it shouldn't matter what you watch. even if your a Christian or not

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Tempsey 0

That reminded me of a Beavis and Butt-head episode...

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Tuesdays76 0

lol you sound like one of the psycho Mormons that give us a bad name

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sweetiffany 0

Are you a child? if you are, then maybe you shouldn't watch those shows... They aren't really made for kids. At least I know Family Guy isn't.

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fooch 0

Simpsons isn't really all that bad. It's rated TV-PG. It is really your basic 9:00 sitcom except animated.

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jess6blondie9 2

That's ridiculous. My parents didn't like me watching Family Guy of The Simpsons when I was younger either. But not because it was the devils plan to corrupt god's children, just because it was "inappropriate."

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persianjr1 7

me to. either your mom is way overprotective or you are just to young.

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SirEBC 7

You still are 'younger.'

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CrazyGirl445 4

yeah me to when my mom told me I can watch the Simpsons with her I was like what I thought I wasn't allowed to watch that

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jess6blondie9 2

Yeah I'm still younger, but I'm mature enough and I know what they're talking about on the shows. I meant like 11, or 12.

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sterlingarcher 1

yeah it kinda is inappropriate for 11 and 12 year olds...my parents were the same way..

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jess6blondie9 2

Yeah, back then I didn't know what a lot of what they said meant, but I'd still laugh. Haha.

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quinnjamin10 2

Well, looks like ima rape another on of "God's Children" That's right sweetie, I'm talking about you :)

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jess6blondie9 2

Excuse me? You better not be talking to me.

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sterlingarcher 1

lol yeah I would laugh because everyone else did :)

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jess6blondie9 2

Same here! Then later, I'd call one of my older cousins and ask them what something meant, lol.

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jess6blondie9 2

Same here! Then later, I'd call one of my older cousins and ask them what something meant, lol.

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persianjr1 7

And they told you? lol

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I myself was allowed to watch The Simpsons with supervision, but not Family Guy. When I got older and watched Family Guy, I didn't care for it all that much.

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Xxak907xX 0

Some people are just crazy with religion like that. I have a friend who plays cello in orchestra and when I told her I was atheist, she went on a rant about how I'm going to hell unless I give myself over to Jesus. Then I checked out the church she went to and they **** with your mind and are pretty much a cult.

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Xxak907xX 0

I found out that about a fourth of my school goes to that church

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DoorMatCat 3

time to transfer.

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maskedman 9

So, she plays cello in an orchestra, eh?

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skyttlz 32

My church is brainwashing I mostly go to hang with friends.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

There are too many Christians like that. I'm a Christian but I hate it when some people say someone else is going to hell.

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Tempsey 0

I don't know why religious people try to convince Atheists that they're going to Hell, when it's clearly a place they don't believe in.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Heyyyy, whattya know, all religions are like that. That's the definition of religion, a cult that ***** with your head.

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jess6blondie9 2

I believe in God and all, but I don't agree with half of the things the preachers tell us in church. It's not up to any of them to decide who is or isn't going to hell.

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DoorMatCat 3

I'm watching family guy right now. sucks to be you. D:

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nicelander 1

How bout growing a pair and watching it anyways?

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AEverydayDouche 1

In our house "Married with children" got banned, that Al Bundy character is apparently a awful man, but it just made me watch it more.

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jeannicole 0

I wasn't allowed to watch those either as a kid. XD However, now that I can watch them, I see that they're stupid, so I don't watch them anyway. :P And like #37 said, I wasn't allowed to watch Married With Children, either. Or Roseanne. I liked shows like Maury when I was a kid, but wasn't allowed to watch those, either. lol. Gotta love being an adult. :)

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