Parenting, Religion and Television: Some things haven't changed - FML

Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 512

You deserved it 10 173

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seraphxchild 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

Dementos 2

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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JesseOhNine 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:51

if you don't like the show don't complain it just ruins it for others jeez

Schlimpikins 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:53

Doesn't she know that the Griffins are Catholic?

ElementTruth 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:53

Well apparently *Insert hated name here* watched too much family guy.

Schlimpikins 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:01

Hitler

Loki_Adonia 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:53

Wtf!?!! Yea screw that your mom needs to see a shrink!

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:06

Those shows ARE for grownups...most kids won't get half of the references because they did not grow up in the 70s-80s anyway. If you're 13 you ARE too young, sorry.

xtmc87x 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:09

wow your life does suck, btw your mom is an idiot... she should get laid

HunterAlpha1 8

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:56

she did, at least once.

DelPiero10 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:11

those shows suck anyways.

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:12

so use hulu it's like the best ever

sweet_blue 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:12

what!!!!!! what's wrong with you people? Family Guy RULES!

monkeebalz 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:16

sounds like someone just joined the westboro baptist church

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 098

You deserved it 13 428

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 927

You deserved it 4 148

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Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 688

You deserved it 43 249

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 292

You deserved it 14 063

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 464

You deserved it 6 096

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 974

You deserved it 13 760

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 253

You deserved it 19 307

Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML

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You deserved it 379