Conjunctivitis

By Anonymous - 26/10/2022 22:00

Today, after my naked husband farted in my face because he’s an immature man child who refuses to act his age, this morning I woke up with raging pink eye. I’m half blind and I’m supposed to be taking my driving test this afternoon. I can’t see. FML
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Marcella1016 31

That’s surprising. Seems like the sort of thing you’d be into, poopface.

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Yudith 24

You can get a doctor's note for the driving test.

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Marcella1016 31

That’s surprising. Seems like the sort of thing you’d be into, poopface.

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bidet 8

Seems like that would cause brown eye.

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Yudith 24

You can get a doctor's note for the driving test.

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Crowned Sataness 12

that would be all out war. in the face is never acceptable.

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JasonThorn 20

Tell me again, OP...exactly why did you marry that guy? Was he a demon in the sheets, rich as Croesus, or just a loss to the theatre due to his acting ability.? Inquiring minds want to know...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I've heard that farting in the presence of your spouse/significant other means true love. I don't think that applies to farting ON your spouse/significant other, especially in the face. What the hell???

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Hangryko 29

I hope you divorced him, and had him charged with assault. He is an idiot.

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