Parenting, Religion and Television: Some things haven't changed - FML

Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML

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You deserved it 10 173

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Top comments

seraphxchild 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

Dementos 2

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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xmarkstheheart 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:03

Well, she's not too off the mark. Although The Simpsons is pretty much an equal opportunity offender, Seth MacFarlane does seem to have a bit of an agenda.

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:06

Start watching marylin manson videos instead.

meeba 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:06

lmfao those are both for like 8 year olds... south park ftw

HarlemzAngelita 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:20

haha it's funny tho cus it's true just google or YouTube illuminati and family guy or even spongebob.

SexiAmber1990 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:21

hulu baby

Zebidee 8

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:24

Geolocking baby.

Julia1254 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:25

Omg my mom told me that too

Neverafter 14

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:26

atleast you can still watch South Park

maa_rico 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:37

true.

PurpleWaffles 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:27

Watch it anyways online or when she's not around. I find the Simpsons hilarious and I am a devoted Catholic.

tnfan 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:28

that's why religion is terrible

Sir_Vinny 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 2:31

how old are you?

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