Mental health, Lonely and Miscellaneous: Someone has to

Someone has to

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

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TrollFeeder 10

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:14

if that helps you that's cool.

Ahunya 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:25

I honestly don't think that it's that bad!?...

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xSara_fml 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:57

I don't see what's the problem with this? It sounds healthy and normal enough to me.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 12 September 2010 18:44

I do that all the time. Your life don't suck at all. :)

miss101 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:36

you and me both buddy.

Xxt0xicXx66 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 21:20

its ok i do that all the time especially when im in the basement... uhh nm.

aprilrivers12 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 22:40

hehehe :) that's kind of cute :)

Pensu 12

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:35

I'm so glad to see that this is a fairly normal thing *does it too*

robertsk89 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:15

HAHAAHAHAH YES SOMEONE ELSE

itsabbyxo17 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:00

hahahaha you made my day(:

mzmaverickd 7

Monday 13 September 2010 5:05

Cheer up OP, we all do it from time to time.

sushiloverr 1

Monday 13 September 2010 7:45

loser

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Too relatable.

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