Mental health, Lonely and Miscellaneous: Someone has to

Someone has to

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

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TrollFeeder 10

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:14

if that helps you that's cool.

Ahunya 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:25

I honestly don't think that it's that bad!?...

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Beelzebub259 7

Friday 16 December 2011 10:22

So do I, there are very few other people who would give me one

crispy76 10

Sunday 2 June 2013 4:48

Ne too

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:08

I do that and talked to my cat.aha

VillainousVixen 4

Friday 22 November 2013 16:41

I do the same thing

sanamrvk 18

Wednesday 14 May 2014 18:40

Pep talks are good for you, regardless of who they come from!

zharks1010 18

Friday 7 November 2014 22:32

Same here lol

Klima_fml 29

Tuesday 30 June 2015 2:27

Whatever makes you feel comfortable, and if it helps keep on doing it!

L_M_AND_R_L 8

Monday 9 January 2017 18:25

I do the same!

Jall8089 9

Monday 28 August 2023 1:58

I do that, too.

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Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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Today, I got a rejection letter after I filed a claim regarding potholes on a high speed road that damaged my vehicle. Two of my tires and very expensive Honda mags, worth 1000$ each, are done for. Meanwhile, the city claims they're working hard to fix the roads. It's been 3 weeks, the potholes are still there and the city says they're not at fault. FML

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You deserved it 327

Today, I walked in on my dog slurping my coffee. I'm not sure how long we have been sharing my morning cup of joe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 239

You deserved it 907

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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You deserved it 2 507

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 596

You deserved it 12 045

Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 675

You deserved it 1 243

Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner for the first time. As a joke, my dad answered the door wearing the white church robes that he wears when he is lay-reading during a church service, and said, "Welcome, child of God." FML

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You deserved it 268