Sophie's choice
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
I'd go with the dad. Overprotectiveness means he must care to some extent, plus whether you're a girl or a boy, dads are always cooler and more fun.
well if you stay with the old woman you can steal her weed and sell it but you gotta weigh that with how much money she nicks dads probably the safer option but overprotective parents suck
Why hesitate going with your mom?! Free pot dude!!!!
1. OP is a woman. 2. Maybe she doesn't want to become a pothead and a theif like her mother. 3. She's a theif. He may be over-protective, but her father is obviously the right choice here; being that he wants the free child-care, he would actually help her out in a time of need. Her mother would likely be too baked to even comprehend anything outside of "I'm almost out of weed." or "I need more money...".
I say you tell them to fight to the death to see who gets to keep you. Of course, the mother will have the advantage due to her matrix like abilities after hitting the doobie.
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why would he be over protective if he didnt care about you?
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Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.
duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE