Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Um... why would he put a mop there? If you're a girl, I would suspect a hidden message. I don't generally see people with things between their legs when they want a price check.

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shroomis 0

shouldnt that be more of an f his life?

well someone needs to be less violent. I can't see the need to snatch any item from a customer.

thekraken 0

Sounds more like a FML on his end. Today I was at the store and I wanted to know how much a mop cost. I took it to the cashier, and the guy went to scan it. The mop was between my legs and I got hit in the crotch. FML

PainSol 0

Freaking stupid customers. It's not that cashier's fault when stuff like that happens. It doesn't take much to make a mistake like that--think about it. If you're stupid enough to walk right up to a register with a mop between your legs, it's your fault. It takes quite an odd angle to pick up a long object over a counter... I'd like to meet the cashier who's never done that, without thinking about it. It's the same physics as putting a pencil on a desk so that one end sticks out and hitting it so it flies; it's just that, in this case, it's tilted and the customer was STUPID to stand in EXACTLY the WRONG place. I'm a cashier, by the way. Stupid customers are the bane of my existence.

miss_mojo 2

hahaha. he had it cominggg.

easylazy 0

Just out of curiosity, how much DID it cost?

I think that guy should have been the one writing the FML

The mop cost more than what it was worth, if you know what I mean.