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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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HeyyShayy 15

Monday 21 December 2015 14:22

You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

anonymuse_fml 31

Monday 21 December 2015 14:15

How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

Comments

anonymuse_fml 31

Monday 21 December 2015 14:15

How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

MDoremis 38

Monday 21 December 2015 14:31

I would imagine it was done purposefully.

sanchogrim 18

Monday 21 December 2015 16:24

I would've definitely told him to get the **** out or I'm calling the cops.

FryingPanHero 11

Monday 21 December 2015 17:54

They must live in Florida (if they're in the states).

TH_Insomniak 15

Monday 21 December 2015 17:58

it says New York, united states.

thatguy240 27

Monday 21 December 2015 19:45

The cold never bothered him anyway

kainpwnsu 19

Saturday 26 December 2015 6:03

Pretty hard to "accidentally" hang your junk out.

oj101 33

Monday 21 December 2015 14:20

Perhaps he was trying to air it out.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 21 December 2015 20:47

You should have said "awwww does the little guy want a treat" while holding out a dog biscuit.

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 23 December 2015 6:35

I would've told him, "Keep the change ya filthy animal..."

I can't stand leg puns! 22

Monday 21 December 2015 14:22

Isn't that, like, indecent exposure or something?

naaddzz 14

Monday 21 December 2015 14:22

So much for keeping it in your pants

HeyyShayy 15

Monday 21 December 2015 14:22

You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

guii_fml 24

Monday 21 December 2015 18:39

Indecent exposure

militarybrat 21

Tuesday 22 December 2015 5:40

If it was on purpose yes, accidental no.

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 22 December 2015 11:28

Pretty sure if you accidentally leave your dick hanging out all day they can still arrest you for indecent exposure. Really don't think the police would care if it was on purpose or accidental.

LPac5295 27

Monday 21 December 2015 14:29

You should have told him or called the police. What if there were kids around? There's no way he didn't notice that.

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 21 December 2015 14:29

I would have called the police. he could be charged with indecent exposure.

hkhan24 23

Monday 21 December 2015 14:33

What a dick move..

NeatNit 32

Monday 21 December 2015 15:19

Sorry everyone, I had to vote this up

freddygasman 18

Monday 21 December 2015 19:47

and NearNit everyone had to vote you down

SlashX19 16

Tuesday 22 December 2015 2:10

I see what you did there ?

MonstreBelle 29

Monday 21 December 2015 14:42

I hope you reported it to the police, especially since you have evidence of it on security footage. Indecent exposure is a crime. There is no way having his dick completely hanging out through his zipper was an accident. I really hope there weren't any kids around.