Grandparents and Love: Sorry for asking… - FML

Sorry for asking…

By volleyballgirl12 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

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kdrox 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:46

haha I like her

Malinkrot 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:47

awesome

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Cruth 2

Monday 18 January 2010 8:05

******* awesome grandma xD

BrittanyBarbie10 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:03

Lmfao. That's funny as hell. Deffently not a FML.:))

Vurban 0

Monday 18 January 2010 14:27

That's just great. XD

kazador 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:08

How is this an fml?

stargold 0

Monday 18 January 2010 21:39

one of the best FMLs ever! your grandma rox

GCali4 0

Monday 18 January 2010 22:58

alot of old people are mean! lol

hope4evr16 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:45

lol i would have gotten her to say it again and vid record it, then put it on youtube

Jaguaress 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:11

If she continues this kind of behavior and it's not normal for her, please have her checked out by a competent medical doctor because that can be an early symptom of dementia or Alzheimer's disease. Good luck.

augepauge09 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:03

owned

drewbell 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:16

Your grandma rocks!

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Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML

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Today, I met one of my favorite webcomic artists. As I purchased a shirt from their booth, he asked, "What size?" I stupidly asked "How big is a small?" He chuckled, "It's small" and chuckled some more. So much for keeping it cool. FML

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Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't you ask me to get these during class?" FML

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Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

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Today, after years of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, my carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML

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Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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