Love, Animals, Family and Death: Sorry Mr Nibbles

Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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Sunday 6 September 2009 9:01

Wild Mouse appeared! JustMyLuck used Stomp! It's Super Effective! Wild Mouse fainted!

kaitlynadele 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:09

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Why the hell would you ever step on a mouse? It's not a bug! You are sick and absolutely deserve it.

Comments

Mur1017 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:40

ewwwwwwww who stomps on a mouse well both FYL and YDI hahaha i wouldve ran away LOL

pattysays 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:40

YOU STOMPED ON THE MOUSE? how could you! YDI! mouse is a living thing too you know! omg poor thing! you don't do that with mice. you may do that with mosquitos or whatever but seriously! i can't believe what you did!!!!

f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:46

Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff. Although stomping on a mouse is pretty dumb, I bet Stan would agree with me.

Kayokku 1

Monday 21 February 2011 7:30

Dude, referencing South Park on an FML = WINNNN. && Stan probably would agree. Though he probably wouldn't appreciate getting dead mouse splattered on him. :v

mister_moops 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:48

what the ****? natural instinct? jesus, what are you thinking? like, i don't mean that whole animals are really smart thing, i'm sure that will get milked by other fml posters. what about the goddamn mess? are you cool with that every time you spot rodents?

youEQUALtosser 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:49

No way you would've known. Surely the family could've done something to stop you anyway. Not like you can't set a mouse trap and find her a new one.

MATT2438 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 9:52

@MATT2438 WHAT DID HIS SISTER SAY

iBeJess 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 10:21

WTF YOU BITCH WHY THE **** WOULD YOU STOMP ON A POOR, INNOCENT MOUSE?! YOU COULD DO SOMETHING HUMANE LIKE PICK IT UP AND PUT IT OUTSIDE. YDI FOR BEING A DISGUSTING BITCH