By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML
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ericbrat20 0

I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

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zidane312 0

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

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ericbrat20 0

I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

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malheartsnutmeg 20

Because foreknowledge of hypnotism generally stops it from working unless you WANT it to happen.

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just_laugh_along 0

I'm a girl and I would be embarrassed if I said Mick Jagger.

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pingpongpickle 8

wait..is Mick Jagger a guy?

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MetroidSlayer01 8

what? Ke$sha likes Mike Jagger

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Dmars444 4

maybe it worked then? maybe you were supposed to want to do it for fun

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thethingthatshou 4

Mick jaggers pretty cool If I were a girl, Id **** him

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SpicyDuck 22

Yeah that's not really the point of it. And who cares OP, you were hypnotized! People do crazy shit, my grad was hilarious

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darkrabbid1 5

Hypnotism cant make you do things you don't want to

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12haarek 5

he made you believe you did it just for fun

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could_be_funny 0

i don't judge... whatever your preferences are your own business

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zidane312 0

If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

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effevery1slife 0

has Mick Jagger made you wet before this experience?

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Tratsing 0

hmm... you might have some thinking to do! Honestly though, it doesn't mean you're gay, it just means you like Mick Jagger a lot! (Maybe a little too much... hehe)

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latuka 0

shouldn't you have known that getting hypnotized in front of the entire school would somehow be a bad idea? I mean sure you can get hypno. but not in front of people who you don't want to know everything about you... I mean, the person who was hypnotizing you could have made it a LOT more embarrassing for you. nothing wrong with liking mick jagger. lolz

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sprinkesrdelish 5

hahahahahaa I just laughed so hard reading this. Anyway, we all can think members of the same sex are hot, and be straight. I think Britney Spears is hot as hell, but I am a straight girl. Guys have the same opinions they know when other guys are hot but society doesn't deem it okay for them to admitt it.

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