Sorry to disappoint you, but…

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 05:23 - United States

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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML
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takeapieandrun 9

OP's parents probably think they are little angels.

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Natasa1996 0

aaaaand how old are you?? haha jokes thats sooo awkward :/

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Gabbysmum92 0

Hahaha. They still have those? (:

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DasHaas 9

Perhaps you should just say "thanks for the gift, but it's a bit too late for that."

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maphineRAWRS 10

"Oh... oh gee... oh um, thanks.. mum. uh, thanks dad."

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QueenMichael 16

I'm not going to click "Your life sucks" at someone who's managed to lose their virginity. That does not suck.

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Jasonf6 0

Your parents are idiot bible thumpers. Get out while u can.

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PuffDaddy395 3

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gamerwife 4

Ops grammar was the correct way - me and my twin... you don't say "they gave I..."... and OP... not much of a FML unless you confessed and then were grounded for the rest of your natural life...

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docscientist 9

Wrong. Next time try saying the sentence without the twin brother involved and you'll get your correct form.

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crukestal 1

The craziest part is that they lost it to each other!

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Inspired22 11

Well, maybe...you never know...parents can be hypocrites...

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perdix 29

Good thing your parents didn't shell out for those purity rings with a built-in lie detector. You'd be wearing a searing, ring of shame that glows cherry-red.

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Andr913 13

That sounds like an STI.

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