Sex, Awkward, Cheating and Intimacy: Sorry, what?

Sorry, what?

By butch - 13/11/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him up 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 137

You deserved it 2 408

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By pear8head - 08/08/2009 16:31 - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 308

You deserved it 5 911

By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML

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You deserved it 3 004

Classic

By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML

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You deserved it 3 417

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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You deserved it 34 727

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 099

You deserved it 970

Get Lucky, sound of the summer

By ashamed - 25/11/2015 15:50 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my neighbor called me a lucky bastard and said he heard me getting my wife off last night. I was too ashamed to admit the sounds he was referring to were from my 17-year-old daughter after a wasp flew through her bedroom window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 216

You deserved it 2 410

By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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You deserved it 3 160

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 676

You deserved it 4 837

By AirOne - 12/11/2008 14:39 - United States

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 678

You deserved it 10 829

perdix 29

Friday 13 November 2009 17:17

They agreed because you invited them both over to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and threw away the rock and the paper.

boog_fml 7

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:00

Either I'm drunk or this FML really sucks because I didn't understand a word of it =

Comments

Elksy 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 0:57

It was probably the girl in the other apartment, then, and another two people. If he couldn't recognize the man's voice as you, what makes you think he knew it was your girlfriend?

itsalwaysfunny 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 22:27

Well, most guys don't use their voices much during sex (male moaning is somewhat socially unacceptable), so that isn't a very valid point. And the neighbor could obviously tell which room it was coming from, so if it was coming from the OP's room that probably means his girlfriend had the key. It sounds totally plausible to me.

Trent14 0

Monday 12 April 2010 4:55

threesome

liquidbunny 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 2:21

wow, did this dude write this fml while running on a tread mill. It makes no sense at all.

_theman_ 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 6:30

i understand this after rereading it. in words you understand the upstairs neighbor heard a threesome below him that lasted all night and assumed it was the OP with his gf and the neighbor who is a chick, but it wasnt him.

cwl727 32

Tuesday 8 April 2014 0:08

Thank you for explaining it.

Houdeka 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 5:41

#3 & 4 said all. This sounds extremely fake.

Dynoblaze 1

Sunday 15 November 2009 7:17

Dump the whorebiscuit.

joemk2012 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:12

damn, you guys must have been loud...

hazmiter 0

Friday 27 November 2009 10:16

im sorry to say this, but if such a thing has happened, ask your GF what the hell went on, and if it does not add up to what the up stairs man said to you dump her. if she comes out and tells you what happened- consider the response before dumping her. word it politly if you do dump her as being crude wont be very good for your image and she will twist things to suit her if she whines to her mates. BTW- sleep with her best friend if she did cheat on ya,. she totally will deserve it if she did have a threesome when you were away.

withered 30

Tuesday 5 July 2016 13:00

What makes you think her friend would sleep with him? Yeah and the best response is to be immature. Why keep your dignity intact when you can act like an immature brat.

awkwardshit 0

Monday 7 December 2009 5:57

okay people who are mad about the wording are stupid, writing a story in 300 words is limiting. its not that confusing. fyl im sorry. real or not, this is funny.