Intimacy: Sorry - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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Confuddled

By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Spicy

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

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You sad man

By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Andicc 19

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:36

Be glad to be rid of the tramp

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:38

I think she has her priorities off...

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NessaMae 19

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:04

Ah, I never understood why people cheat. If you're unhappy, don't hurt the person like that, leave. It hurts a lot less being broken up with than it is getting cheated on and feeling like you weren't good enough. I'm sorry OP, you deserve better.

Fou_Lou 20

Tuesday 24 September 2013 17:28

Because its most of the time easier. And just because you want sex with someone else doesnt necessarily mean that you dont love your significant other anymore or that you want the relationship to end. And just doing it is way easier than to talk about that desire. It is still wrong though.

TattooInvasion 14

Wednesday 25 September 2013 1:16

You cannot love your partner if you are willing to engage in sex with someone else and smash your partner's heart into bits when they find out. because they always find out.

chynnatownn 11

Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:55

Well that's pretty ****** up

SGodinet 9

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:46

Do as she wants & knock they dude the **** out & leave

stitesy29 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 15:06

Really sorry man! You'll find someone else dont worry!

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 24 September 2013 17:27

Do you think she would have heard you knocking over him banging?

unixdude 9

Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:36

Did you explain to them both how you just tested positive for HIV?

icepick23 12

Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:43

That's hot; did you at least enjoy watching?

BrandonLee356 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:09

I hope you kicked his ass

onedaylikethis 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 21:15

I'd be in prison...

rasmita 4

Tuesday 24 September 2013 23:32

I bet that was her defense mechanism in order to neutralize what she did.. I hope she did not succeed to take the focus off the main issue..

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