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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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You deserved it 73 444

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I sent an email to my professor requesting an extension for my assignment, using the tired old excuse that my "grandmother died." Instead, I sent it to my grandmother, who then called my dad on my family's landline in tears. FML

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By lolwut - 11/09/2014 06:33 - United States - Albany

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

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By projectfain - 22/05/2013 12:28 - United States - Akron

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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Gene Cusano

By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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You deserved it 1 951

By ugh - 15/01/2016 16:08 - United States

Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 1:13

tell her the other grandma, you do have two you know. Even if the other one had already died

Okie7123 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 1:11

YDI. Now you're in even more of a pickle. Truth hurts. Suck it up

Comments

ayashe 2

Saturday 3 October 2009 18:19

YDI. If you're going to lie about a family member being dead you should make one up.

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 18:53

What's up with all the "YDI for lying" comments? I think we can all safely say we've come up with excuses for not finishing homework, this one was just a little more extreme.

blueykabluey 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:59

wow, a teacher can afford to go to a country club? haha oh and nice job. FYL

captainmaharet 1

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:58

You're a ******* douchebag.

will90 5

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:17

Now you have to kill your grandmother, or you'll fail the project!

movies12 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:21

#65 u made me laugh my ass off! :) Exactly why didn't u say that it was ur other grandma! :)

Jackiess22 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:27

What the **** is wrong with you? You are a sick piece of shit.

waterynuggets 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 0:56

Rotfl

iEATdreamsx 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:07

I'm truly disgusted by your horrendous antic you curmudgeon.

unpossible 26

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:29

I thought the OP was more of a 'rapscallion' than a 'curmudgeon'. I wasn't disgusted by her behavior; I definitely prefer people who lie about why a project isn't finished to those who cheat to make sure it is.