By buttpain - 01/12/2016 18:29

Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML
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Tripartita 44

"I /knew/ meeting your family would bite me in the ass!" "What do you mean? That seems more like an excuse to make a pun than something that has relevance to what happened." "I… I don't know. Wow. What if we're just characters in an FML comment and none of this is real?" "Don't say things like that. It's ******* horrifying."

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species4872 19

Ha that's funny, the kid's going places.

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Savagephy 17

Is there a proffesion for eating ass?

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GreedyGreedo 10

He likes to take the phrase "eat ass" literally

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brownapple 22

#4 & #5's pictures go so well together omg

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GreedyGreedo 10

I feel like even though my comments aren't necessarily that funny, they get more downvotes because Trump is my picture. When it was Greedo I would usually have positive votes, but every comment since I changed my picture has been negative

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slackoffalready 3

Yeah, downvoting is a censorship mechanism in disguise. If there's one good thing about facebook it's the absence of downvoting.

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Tripartita 44

Pfft, that's NOTHING. I know who everybody under that age of 18 voted for!

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cootiequeen4444 11

A reputable psychologist may be able to predict what a toddler may do a majority of the time. But no one - and I mean no one - can predict what a toddler is going to do all the time. I wouldn't take it to heart, OP. Kids are weird. Kid probably thought he was being funny or something in a butts are funny and biting gets reactions out of people, let me bite 'er on but for shiggles or attention or whatever kinda way. And for some reason I doubt the kid bit you hard enough to like need stitched or something. Butts are pretty well... "cushioned" ... as welll. So the "buttpain" was likely shortlived. TBH, if I was there in person I'd probably have laughed. In any case, I'd say the toddlers parents may very well have been more embarrassed than you are hurt as well...

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Lalala579121 27

Even Sigmund Freud has nothing on toddlers.

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Tripartita 44

"I /knew/ meeting your family would bite me in the ass!" "What do you mean? That seems more like an excuse to make a pun than something that has relevance to what happened." "I… I don't know. Wow. What if we're just characters in an FML comment and none of this is real?" "Don't say things like that. It's ******* horrifying."

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RichardPencil 30

A well-timed fart would end that behavior instantly and permanently.

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