Intimacy: Sounds hot - FML

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Spicy

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Erik Monkey - 27/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend finally showed me the porn she likes to watch. Amputees were involved. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Top comments

MysticMonkey 9

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:02

You're ******* a pornstar? Not all bad!

thehumanlyhuman 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:03

The fact that she suggested it to you makes me laugh. She must be pretty proud of her performance...

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_lifehappens_ 29

Thursday 21 November 2013 2:59

Next time she may ask you to join? that does suck though

sqvid 3

Thursday 21 November 2013 4:08

maybe she just wanted to tell you that she was once a pornstar in the least threatening way possible..?

Daydreamer4466 6

Thursday 21 November 2013 11:43

Lucky son of a bitch.' Enjoy yourself.

Shadowranger31 5

Thursday 21 November 2013 14:21

Doesn't matter had sex??

ZY1431 24

Thursday 21 November 2013 20:29

think of it this way. you can see what she likes.

pinchepriscyla 9

Friday 22 November 2013 11:56

Check you out!

YamiYoshi 10

Saturday 23 November 2013 22:51

I don't know how this is a fml

amarzu 2

Monday 25 November 2013 0:31

*cough* sauce? *cough*

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:57

This is bad how?

walkwithalimp 6

Sunday 1 December 2013 7:44

she must be a blonde. all men are secretly curious about there gfs previous sex life. but we dont wanna see the shit

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