Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

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olpally 32

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

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dinosaurAteMe 4

Omg xD I almost spit out my food reading this.

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kthsdm 12

That's one badass ************! Where did he learn that? From Rambo in vietnam?

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puppynator 4

why are you dating him then find a man how knows how to take a pizza out of the damn oven

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mas1794 6

What can I say? Idiots will be idiots

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hewro_failure 11

Well at least you know that it's not going to work out and it's only been two weeks

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MangaManiacNat 13

Oh man, I can't stop laughing at the image of this XD

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diguiseppimon 10

This is legit the funniest thing I have ever read. I can't stop imagining the look on his face like, 'oh ****, this is gonna hurt'.

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legendxs 20

And he said to you that he will "cook" you something? OMG everyone can put in the oven a frozen pizza.

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dianafuentes 17

I cant breathe xD

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Whathefuck02 8

This is hilarious. But still, you need to dump that guy. He's dumber than a blonde american girl.

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