Love, Weird, Awkward, Cooking and Pizza: Sounds like a keeper

Sounds like a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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You deserved it 11 896

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Same thing different taste

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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You deserved it 64 142

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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You deserved it 8 075

Sounds like a keeper

By ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 145

Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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You deserved it 200

Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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You deserved it 195

Prince Charming

By muskogee - 20/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend wouldn’t stop smacking and slurping his food. I told him to at least chew with his mouth closed. He looked me dead in the eye, with a mouth full of chewed up pizza, and said, “No.” FML

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You deserved it 355

By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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You deserved it 10 732

By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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You deserved it 7 388

Slacker

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has a freezer full of his favorite dish, which I cooked for him, yet he is subsisting on chocolate and those pathetic ready-made sandwiches from the supermarket. Why? Thawing and heating up a meal is too much trouble when I’m not there to do it for him. FML

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You deserved it 201

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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You deserved it 6 714

laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:48

Does he have potholders or oven mits? If he does and just doesn't use them, he's stupid. If he doesn't have them, he's still stupid. Who does that?

olpally 32

Thursday 11 April 2013 18:49

You can't fix stupid. My god... Don't breed with him.

Comments

Kk_Waylen24 21

Friday 12 April 2013 2:30

Why go through the pain?

CreepInTheCorner 11

Friday 12 April 2013 2:45

What a smart boy!

0neiros 14

Friday 12 April 2013 3:21

Can't wait to watch him stir his Coffee or Soup.

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 12 April 2013 3:57

Never go full retard...

MrsAlexander83 10

Friday 12 April 2013 4:18

I bet if you introduced oven mitts to him--he would think you were the smartest person in the world. LOL! What a boob!

Musically_Gifted_fml 3

Friday 12 April 2013 4:25

You're dating a five year old

Thisfreakingguy 10

Friday 12 April 2013 6:28

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but lol as I pictured this in my head.

Vichy_fml 13

Friday 12 April 2013 6:36

Haha, genius!

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 12 April 2013 7:02

Sounds like broke college (possibly stoner) student cooking. That's a lot like how my friends cook, sometimes they're even too lazy for more than easy Mac or microwave version ramen noodles. At least he has nice thoughts.