Sounds perfect

By kryan012 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. It includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
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obnum 19

I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...

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hunny797 5

You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Didn't the shuffleboard courts and early-bird special at the in-house dining room give you a clue?

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west_coast_chic 6

Maybe your T.V. is trying to tell you something ;)

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Satoaoi 13

just 70 more years to go: )

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conor12 5

I swear you're retarded...

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Raykyogrou03 12

Now on a sitcom, the lazy character would actually try to get in by dressing up as an old person.

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thebosslikeaboss 18

So, what's stopping you? Go for it !! ;)

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kikks_xx 10

Why don't you just go live in a hotel? No apartment complex comes with all that.

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