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Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 552
You deserved it 3 237
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qm4life 0

Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL

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LosAngelesSon 8

Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.

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xFreexHopex 0

First jealous of my first so they thumb down?

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DontClickOnMe 28

I don't think anyone would be jealous. It's just stupid how all you said was FYL when you could've have just voted for: I agree, your life sucks.

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qm4life 0

Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL

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nic7973 23

my wife is due to give birth on sunday! i feel for you!

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mexicotoucher 7

13 - Your wife will have to push the baby out of her. I don't think you are allowed to complain.

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indielove 13

It appears that OP just can't seem to catch a break.

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lifeguardd 0

Good luck nic.. And I'm sorry op.. Life is unfair :(

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hatesfate 6

29 - not if she has a C-section Either way he shouldn't have stuck his pickle in the jar if he didn't want a little bundle.

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kikidi 6

They really should start making thicker walls.

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Wicked361 8

ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!

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Wicked361 8

ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!! ^.-

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Wicked361 8

Sorry about the double comment my app was being stupid an didn't show the first one so I rewrote it now it's just double.

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HannahMarshall 6

The printer strikes again....

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nava1210 12

Does this family have a sign on their door to not knock or ring doorbell and dogs that bark at the sound of a doorbell, knock, or printer..? I might know them.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Cheer up. At least it will only be one noisy toddler.

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synonymous 1

It could be worse. They could be training for a marathon too. :p Good luck!

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MyLoveDrunk 11

Yeah people getting up early to jog outside always just annoys the crap out of me and makes too much noise.

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flagg1888 3

Could be even worse, they could be loud chronic masturbators

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Really? People who work out and take care of themselves and their bodies annoy you?

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OhDearBetrayal 25

96- Sarcasm my friend, sarcasm.

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nalydk 0

Atleast now it's only 1 making the noice!

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japtch 15

After the last word, I re-read with an Australian accent.

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glitterysnails 7

And so did everyone else who read your comment

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xxkimmyt 9

At least its not three!! Right??? :D

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RacerX1695 1

I think it's actually the same couple, they just killed off the three kids and are starting fresh with a fourth…

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xFreexHopex 0

Wow, Delete my first much? Stupid Mods GTFO!!

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cntryiscntrywide 0

The non stop crying effects them worse than it does yu, I promise.

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robertlovespi 3

So? They chose to have a baby. OP did not.

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candiicane 12

OP didn't choose to have kids, but they chose to live in an apartment, where you can't pick your neighbors. It's just one newborn, they get better. Plus a newborns cry is absolutely adorable.

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Characterise 0

yeah um not all newborns are the same I live with one and he's quiet 99% of the time 1% is the crying max 3 times a day

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oohoohmrkotter 0

What? There's not a worse sound in the world. I feel for you, OP

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LosAngelesSon 8

Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.

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bobchickenfart 5

OP didn't choose to have the baby, they did.

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tygerarmy 35

Maybe it will be a quite toddler soon. Or at least only one noisy toddler.

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