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By Username - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 553
You deserved it 3 237

Same thing different taste

Top comments

qm4life 0

Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL

LosAngelesSon 8

Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.

Comments

First jealous of my first so they thumb down?

DontClickOnMe 28

I don't think anyone would be jealous. It's just stupid how all you said was FYL when you could've have just voted for: I agree, your life sucks.

qm4life 0

Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL

my wife is due to give birth on sunday! i feel for you!

13 - Your wife will have to push the baby out of her. I don't think you are allowed to complain.

indielove 13

It appears that OP just can't seem to catch a break.

Good luck nic.. And I'm sorry op.. Life is unfair :(

29 - not if she has a C-section Either way he shouldn't have stuck his pickle in the jar if he didn't want a little bundle.

They really should start making thicker walls.

Wicked361 8
Wicked361 8

ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!! ^.-

Wicked361 8

Sorry about the double comment my app was being stupid an didn't show the first one so I rewrote it now it's just double.

HannahMarshall 6

The printer strikes again....

Does this family have a sign on their door to not knock or ring doorbell and dogs that bark at the sound of a doorbell, knock, or printer..? I might know them.

Cheer up. At least it will only be one noisy toddler.

It could be worse. They could be training for a marathon too. :p Good luck!

MyLoveDrunk 11

Yeah people getting up early to jog outside always just annoys the crap out of me and makes too much noise.

Could be even worse, they could be loud chronic masturbators

Really? People who work out and take care of themselves and their bodies annoy you?

OhDearBetrayal 25

96- Sarcasm my friend, sarcasm.

Atleast now it's only 1 making the noice!

After the last word, I re-read with an Australian accent.

And so did everyone else who read your comment

xxkimmyt 9

At least its not three!! Right??? :D

I think it's actually the same couple, they just killed off the three kids and are starting fresh with a fourth…

Wow, Delete my first much? Stupid Mods GTFO!!

The non stop crying effects them worse than it does yu, I promise.

So? They chose to have a baby. OP did not.

OP didn't choose to have kids, but they chose to live in an apartment, where you can't pick your neighbors. It's just one newborn, they get better. Plus a newborns cry is absolutely adorable.

yeah um not all newborns are the same I live with one and he's quiet 99% of the time 1% is the crying max 3 times a day

What? There's not a worse sound in the world. I feel for you, OP

LosAngelesSon 8

Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.

OP didn't choose to have the baby, they did.

Maybe it will be a quite toddler soon. Or at least only one noisy toddler.