Sleep, Wake up and Parents: Special announcement

Special announcement

By tired - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

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IIIXIII 0

Monday 1 August 2011 16:16

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Monday 1 August 2011 18:52

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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kitkat98_fml 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:41

They're probably Both girls but still.

ajeppsen 25

Friday 18 May 2012 12:04

I didn't know dunkin donuts opened that early

pandababyyy43568 7

Wednesday 5 December 2012 23:20

No one has the same name as me , it was totally made up . I would LOVE to find someone with my name!

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 16 September 2015 18:41

Do you have an unique name?

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 20 August 2021 6:36

🤣this sounds like something my dad would do

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