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By tired - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
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IIIXIII 0

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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ImAKittehCat 0

Seems like something my dad would do...

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starsfan_9 7

there is cause for genuine concern on the fathers part though, what if he brought the wrong child home the hospital...

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IIIXIII 0

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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Jaxx66 21

yeah, at least she has a dad she even likes... but dads are over rated. moms are the important ones *nods* I love my mom

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cicinyc 7

who crapped in your cornflakes?

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nerdygirl13 0

Thanx dude! Ur comment made me lol soo hard! My dad was actually concerned!!! U have officially made my day :) so thx again!

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organicmtdew 0

I love your profile picture, IIIXXXIII! Are you The Patron Saint Of Bring Downs?

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IIIXIII 0

tis be! tis be! honestly, who doesn't enjoy a good ol' fashion bring-down?

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THEKAISER 4

What do you mean?!?! Thats AWESOME

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shinshoku13 19

Your picture makes me Want to cry... Its so creepy and mangled :/ good thing spiderman is a hero :D

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TheMasticater 9

If you can get a free donut, then it's awesome.

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lalalaleah123 0

Haha ikr?!?!?

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heartbrakej 0

wow, that's amazing! congratulations!

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mdizzl 6

does this awesome information come with free donuts?

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dagray40 7

Teaching you a leson..... Stop staying up all night partying and then sleeping in. Works that way all the time.

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sourgirl101 28

11, you must lead a very boring life if you can't enjoy sleeping in every once in awhile. It's summer time. Live it up! *I wouldn't mind being woken up early if there was a Bavarian Creme Donut waiting for me.(:

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mirandom24 10

This is OP. I had been in a musical the previous night. I wasn't "partying."

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