Special announcement

By tired - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 428
You deserved it 3 694

Top comments

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

Comments

ImAKittehCat 0

Seems like something my dad would do...

there is cause for genuine concern on the fathers part though, what if he brought the wrong child home the hospital...

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

yeah, at least she has a dad she even likes... but dads are over rated. moms are the important ones *nods* I love my mom

cicinyc 7

who crapped in your cornflakes?

Thanx dude! Ur comment made me lol soo hard! My dad was actually concerned!!! U have officially made my day :) so thx again!

I love your profile picture, IIIXXXIII! Are you The Patron Saint Of Bring Downs?

tis be! tis be! honestly, who doesn't enjoy a good ol' fashion bring-down?

THEKAISER 4

What do you mean?!?! Thats AWESOME

Your picture makes me Want to cry... Its so creepy and mangled :/ good thing spiderman is a hero :D

If you can get a free donut, then it's awesome.

lalalaleah123 0
heartbrakej 0

wow, that's amazing! congratulations!

mdizzl 6

does this awesome information come with free donuts?

dagray40 7

Teaching you a leson..... Stop staying up all night partying and then sleeping in. Works that way all the time.

sourgirl101 28

11, you must lead a very boring life if you can't enjoy sleeping in every once in awhile. It's summer time. Live it up! *I wouldn't mind being woken up early if there was a Bavarian Creme Donut waiting for me.(:

mirandom24 10

This is OP. I had been in a musical the previous night. I wasn't "partying."