Relatable, Awkward, Spelling and Work: Spelling Bee

Spelling Bee

By anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes - 16/09/2015 13:42 - United States - Meriden

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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You deserved it 1 717

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Smart

By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 16:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 647

You deserved it 3 216

Cursive

By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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By LuckyLoser9 - 03/11/2011 15:44 - United States

Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 784

You deserved it 8 996

Genius

By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/02/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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You deserved it 3 492

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 22:09

Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 823

You deserved it 843

Grammar rules, OK!

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:11 - United States

Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML

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You deserved it 9 400

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 798

You deserved it 35 785

I'm not paid enough for this shit

By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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You deserved it 534

By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom - Bridgwater

Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

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You deserved it 11 331

By Moose - 02/08/2016 11:18 - Poland

Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML

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You deserved it 1 245

Emma1562 35

Thursday 17 September 2015 0:02

Your boss needs to go back to "collage" and get himself a "collage education" so he can learn to spell.

Algorithm 24

Thursday 17 September 2015 0:05

He's probably afraid you'll be *his* boss soon, and one can only hope there's something to it. How do these guys even get promoted?

Comments

americanafrican 32

Thursday 17 September 2015 1:15

back to school, back to school, dont want my daddy to think im a fool!

FMLusername969 21

Thursday 17 September 2015 8:34

haha! Is that Adam Sandler??

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 17 September 2015 1:18

He needs to work on his phonics and read over it for issues like that spell check will miss

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 17 September 2015 1:25

Maybe he was talking about someone who makes costumes? And teaching people about collages?

rvontr88 21

Thursday 17 September 2015 2:41

Yeah... I agree with a few others in saying that there's much better ways to address your boss' spelling errors. You make him sound like an idiot. But somehow he got to the position he's in, and you're correcting his papers. Soooo.... Oh and the ending of your FML makes absolutely no sense.

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 17 September 2015 3:21

Yes, it does make sense. It means that even if correcting OP's boss' papers wasn't OP's job, it would still be a dick move.

pinkgirlee101 4

Thursday 17 September 2015 5:47

I totally agree! I was just going to post something about OP's own sentence and grammar!! I could not have said it better!

janfleury 19

Thursday 17 September 2015 2:48

Even though he is a bad speller, he is still your boss. It never is a good idea to point things like this out to bosses.

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 17 September 2015 2:55

Reality check: It's OP's JOB to do it.

gracehi 31

Thursday 17 September 2015 3:37

Reminds me of a particular incident when I was written up at work. My supervisor recommended further disciplinary action in the report "do to" previous interactions. Pointing out his mistake to him was pretty satisfying.