Love and Family: Do you have an evil twin?

Do you have an evil twin?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2017 01:44

Today, my wife's parents came over, insisting they saw me at the bar at 1:30 p.m., talked to me, and that I left with another woman. I was at work all day. I have no idea what they are talking about, I've never done this. My wife doesn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 373

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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Mysterious

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my wife lied to me three times, saying she was at work but in reality she was home the whole day. Every time I ask her about it, she says she's not in the mood to talk. And says a lot of "I don't knows…" Almost like she has something to hide. FML

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You deserved it 136

Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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You deserved it 2 949

By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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You deserved it 2 009

Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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Detective work

By broken vows - 15/03/2014 21:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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You deserved it 4 868

Workplace hell

By insensitive prick - 19/08/2013 19:04 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I was at a "Bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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Never try this at home

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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You deserved it 134

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:15

I smell marriage sabotagers

rivenrock 14

Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:14

Do they not have phones? Where is the photo anyone would have taken to prove such a claim? Why not confront you there and then? This reeks of bullshit. Hopefully someone can confirm your presence at work. Did you send any work emails at that time? It would be hard for your wife to imagine her parents would lie to her, but hopefully if you can show you didn't do anything wrong this time, you'll be the one she believes next time.

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rivenrock 14

Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:14

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:15

I smell marriage sabotagers

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 29 June 2017 8:12

Saboteurs

StarkWolf_fml 23

Friday 30 June 2017 15:42

* saboteurs

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:16

Maybe you work at the bar?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Wednesday 28 June 2017 17:32

He walked out in the middle of his shift with another woman then?

Mellokun 0

Wednesday 28 June 2017 5:20

OP I made an account just to say this, get some evidence from your boss or just ask the boss to have a word with your wife, that you stayed in your workplace at that time. Marriage sabotage is the most likely explanation to your situation, or a case of mistaken identity. (Of course she'll trust her parents more than you, but it doesn't mean her parents are trustworthy).

melana09 19

Wednesday 28 June 2017 8:31

Any way you can get a time stub from work? At our work we can see what time we clock in and clock out. Everywhere is different, but maybe your boss can make it possible.

bigdaddyeric 35

Wednesday 28 June 2017 9:04

Seinfeld Episode........EXACTLY

Jeason012 18

Wednesday 28 June 2017 11:24

Cant your boss say you were at work?

TacoTheDank 27

Wednesday 28 June 2017 14:59

I sense not an evil twin, but evil parents-in-laws trying to sabotage your marriage... That really stings, I hope you get things worked out, OP :(

Mateusz Wojtkiewicz 12

Wednesday 28 June 2017 15:35

*******...

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Wednesday 28 June 2017 15:47

Hopefully you can prove your alibi. Is there a reason to believe they would lie about you like that? Have you done something to make them want to get you into trouble with your wife? Is there a history of them not liking you? Common sense should tell your wife that you wouldn't leave with another woman right in front of your in-laws anyway. Is it possible that they are all in it together and your wife just wants a reason to get a divorce? So many questions. Hope there is a follow up.