Spill the tease

By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 18:00

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Today, my girlfriend teased me by asking if I wanted to fuck her best friend in the ass. Obviously it was a joke, but now I can't stop thinking about it and I know it will never happen. FML
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Ubehage 32

Just look into her eyes and say "Don't ask questions to which you do not want to hear the honest answer".

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cuz803 44

Pls don't cheat. Scream it was an intrusive thought and pay more attention to your partner's ass instead. Say to yourself you hate butt sex or something.

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cuz803 44

Pls don't cheat. Scream it was an intrusive thought and pay more attention to your partner's ass instead. Say to yourself you hate butt sex or something.

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RichardPencil 30

Why not? There's always alcohol to blame.

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Ubehage 32

Just look into her eyes and say "Don't ask questions to which you do not want to hear the honest answer".

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

*Obviously it was a joke* - Or an invitation for a threesome which you ****** up.

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thecumcactus 3

Just tell her, the only way anything good can come is if you tell her. If she says yes for a 3some then do it but if no then just say you’d rather not keep it as a secret

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