Embarrassing, Awkward and Health: Stuck

Stuck

By Tabeling101 - 12/12/2016 01:51

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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Is it a plane ?

By Decker - 14/02/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with the hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we got out of my car, she started sprinting to get out of the rain. I ran to catch up and slipped on a metal plate, and did a reverse Superman onto my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Rack go thwack

By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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Let me out!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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I'm not a celebrity, get me out of here

By Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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extremereviews 26

Friday 16 December 2016 3:07

That's why you can't get too emotionally attached to clothing displays

Tripartita 44

Friday 16 December 2016 3:34

If life were a sitcom, this would be a huge sign you two were about to become romantically involved. Bonus points if you thanked him with an unintentional innuendo. "Thanks for coming between me and that big rack. Um. Normal-sized /clothing/ rack."

Comments

marcranger 28

Friday 16 December 2016 3:04

The wording of that last sentence makes it sound like you were starring in a Dexter reboot.

extremereviews 26

Friday 16 December 2016 3:07

That's why you can't get too emotionally attached to clothing displays

Tripartita 44

Friday 16 December 2016 3:34

Jay18 22

Friday 16 December 2016 4:48

*cue laughter*

fuckitallihateu 2

Friday 16 December 2016 4:50

sounds like my luck! ?

Pineapple_Salad 14

Friday 16 December 2016 6:13

How about this weird thing called "walking"

The_Bleeder 13

Friday 16 December 2016 6:36

Did you think that OP isn't capable of walking? Maybe that's why OP is riding in a cart instead of walking. Think next time before you comment.

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 16 December 2016 7:19

Well, I mean, it's not like OP just had surgery or anything... Hopefully she did and wasn't just faking it. If she was faking it then she deserves it.

9a_z1 11

Friday 16 December 2016 12:15

Why do so many people assume they're faking on things like this? Other minor details on FMLs don't get the same scrutiny, what is it about disabled people that make posters suddenly truth crusaders on their mission of truth? Honestly if she was physically able but couldn't face walking around the store on her own legs maybe she is in need of assistance due to her mental health issues anyway.

Globrorey 3

Friday 16 December 2016 6:23

I hope you really did just have surgery. If you were riding a scooter cuz you're just lazy and have no respect for those who really need it, then ydi.

travisinthetrunk 10

Friday 16 December 2016 11:03

you've gotta use those moments for all they're worth. if you played your cards differently you could have been telling this story to your kids 20 years from now.