Spit or Swallow?

By buymeflavoredlube - 05/06/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a long blowjob and had to pause for a minute because my mouth became exceedingly dry. His solution? Spit directly in my mouth. FML
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TelevisionMan 18

Somebody's been watching too much ****.

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almost_there44 26

You literally had his dick in your mouth a few seconds before that...😒

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TelevisionMan 18

Somebody's been watching too much ****.

40 2
almost_there44 26

You literally had his dick in your mouth a few seconds before that...😒

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ThatGuy9679 13

She was ready and expecting a dick in her mouth she wasn't expecting him to spit in her mouth

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mssileas 25

By that logic I'd have to enjoy drinking his piss too.

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almost_there44 26

If that's what you like, I'm no one to judge.

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tounces7 27

Piss is a bit different than Saliva I'd say....especially since people swap Saliva all the time...

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

she's a keeper

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Esti 8

It worked though, didn't it?

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PenguinPal3017 19

Tell him not to expectorate another ******* any time soon.

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RichardPencil 30

You're grossed out by him injecting his saliva in your mouth? Do you want to know what's cumming soon?

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SneezyBear 27

To be fair, it's still the kind of thing you'd appreciate some warning at the very least.

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SneezyBear 27

To be fair, it's still the kind of thing you'd appreciate some warning at the very least.

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RichardPencil 30

Would it be ok to refer to such a warning as a “heads-up?”

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LeoCor 19

Well it’s about consent... she allowed a dick in her mouth but spitting, something that can be a major turn off, she didn’t expect or want

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LeoCor 19

Well it’s about consent... she allowed a dick in her mouth but spitting, something that can be a major turn off, she didn’t expect or want

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Togapika 4

Nothing is cumming soon, and that's part of the problem...

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tr3yr 13

I love when that happens! 🙌🤐

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Mungolikecandy 19

If things went well then spit in your mouth was the last thing to worry about!

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real life problems 26

I would spit on you too if you were giving me a dry job

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Barbara Woodke 8

You had to willingly hold your mouth open and let him spit in your mouth, so this is literally all your fault.

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