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By Anonymous - 05/06/2018 01:30

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 13:58

Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML

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Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

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By mylifereallyISeffed - 22/07/2009 10:43 - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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Family affair

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

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Bad, bad mom

By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 02:58 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML

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How to start explaining this…?

By Anonymous - 18/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML

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joeyl1990 28

Tuesday 5 June 2018 4:09

I really hope the school you're talking about is college

Alaster Cooke 11

Friday 4 May 2018 19:59

The library would have been quite and less shocking

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Alaster Cooke 11

Friday 4 May 2018 19:59

The library would have been quite and less shocking

TheSacredRatty 18

Tuesday 5 June 2018 17:42

quiet*

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 5 June 2018 1:52

Maybe she meant “gay” in its original meaning. Happy and gay.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 June 2018 2:47

Maybe your dad said one of those Mike Pence “pray the gay away” prayers and it worked. Hallelujah! Or he’s Kramer...

Spiritbird 17

Tuesday 5 June 2018 2:56

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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HoobidibooFox 11

Wednesday 6 June 2018 9:33

It wasn’t necessarily in his bedroom or the bathroom with the door closed. It could have been in a communal area. Or even OP’s own bedroom.

joeyl1990 28

Tuesday 5 June 2018 4:09

I really hope the school you're talking about is college

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 5 June 2018 17:07

The age of consent is 16 in most states, so while gross, still legal. But honestly, what high school kid hangs out at the library after school?

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 6 June 2018 3:36

I know its meant in jest, but some people can't afford internet or 3G/4G Data. Libraries these days too also have good computers, and you can sometimes play mediocre games on them! I remember not having a laptop/computer for a while as a teen (15 years ago) and I went to the library all the time. It's quiet, you can work with concentration or you can read. It isn't bad or boring! :)