Splatter

By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
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plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

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maddylovesu 5

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

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hinchkongfang 0

At least it wasn't blood, that woulda been more awkward...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I hope you just walked out. Nothing in the store could have helped you recover from that. I feel your pain bro. :[

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murlocholmes 5

And she assumed condoms and her number right?

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nalia18 8

Girls rules Boys drool... (cmon we were all thinkin it)

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trevishere 7

I bet she enCOUNTERs that all the time. Heh. Heh. I'll just shut up now...

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MichellinMan 20

Ready! Aim! FIRE!

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carlosm21 6

Nah , I really wasn't ... @ 34

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nalia18 8

Doesnt mean you gotta point it out... A waste of time. Btw people have been saying that forever and i hear it all the time so it kinda makes me wonder if you even have heard of friends and joking around... Musta been ages as you quote

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karagarren 8

I used to hear it all the time when I was 10..

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slick5880 22

62, that is an interesting pic of Justin Bieber. The panties are a nice touch.

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capilot 10

Doesn't have to be the end of the world. Wipe it up; look sad, tell her you just had root canal (she'll certainly believe you now), tell her you need painkillers, and someone to take care of you while you recover.

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maddylovesu 5

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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redfishbluefish2 13

Today, a cute guy came up to the counter where I work. When I asked what he needed, he spit all over me. I guess that's how much he didn't like me. FML

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acre1996 1

If he spit on your face then shouldn't u be wiping it of your face instead of the counter

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Haha he was just showing he spit haha jk. I would say something corny as hell like u leave me breathless oh and say sorry

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kelsey_katie 17

I'm sorry:( I gues there's really nothing you can do about that though. Sometimes that happens with braces, lol.

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heyitsdiamond 5

I think this should be on too awkward not fml

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XxREXxX 0

yeah and then ur tounge rolled out

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I've never had that with braces...

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XxREXxX 0

i was talkin to op, his tounge rolled out and he was breathing hard

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j_cat187 19

#3 is a trip. Is it a pyramid or is it forever?

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

77- it's a computer with multiple windows up to make seem like a illusion

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

That's nothing compared to what I deal with on a day-to-day basis at the pharmacy I work at. Don't feel too bad.

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MrBoredGuy 1

"Now this plan b stuff, so do I just jam it up there or what? I was just gonna push her down the stairs like last time"

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Since you brought up plan B, I had a guy around my age come to buy some. We only carry one brand and it's around $55. He says, "Oh, you guys don't have the generic? The last two times we had to buy it, we went to Walgreens and they had a cheaper one." SERIOUSLY? Try plan A: birth control.

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saIty 17

Maybe she'll take it as a compliment.

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sydie5 12

cockblocked by drooling. Irony anyone?

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