Splatter

By maninpain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 459
You deserved it 4 100

Top comments

plantfood 4

That happens to me,even with out a root canal.

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

Comments

hannahcorrine 0

Sry but thats HIL-ARI-OUS!!!!!! Feel better dude. And u might want to consider changing pharmacys...

Coming from someone who works in a pharmacy, I'm sure she was just relieved it wasn't blood.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

My point exactly... Especially when we are the only pharmacy in town who sells insulin syringes over the counter. Yup.

That must make your life horrible. I feel your pain

tigerbabe15 0

I had to get a root canal, I will never forget to brush my teeth agian

"Coming from someone who works in a pharmacy, I'm sure she was just relieved it wasn't blood." True dat and you got pitty points.

hateevryone 14

should've went through the drive-thru lol

its what's on the inside that counts? oh wait, you let everything inside end up on her counter... hmmm....

that spit would have been ur cum if it werent for that root canal

actually....if ur getting prescription medication....just give them the prescription....uif ur looking for OTC meds....just find it urself!