Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Split second

Split second

By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 22:01

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 22:01

Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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kcpestwick 15

Friday 16 May 2014 10:48

Should've had a Twix

maxii290594 8

Friday 16 May 2014 10:52

Wrong answer buddy , wrong answer ... You're screwed

Comments

great_just_great 22

Friday 16 May 2014 11:05

I think what we all want to know is which one WERE you thinking of?

smc3106 25

Friday 16 May 2014 14:12

Exactly what I was thinking.. Lol. Couldn't think of a lie quick enough and he just quickly said the first thing that came to mind: The truth!

turdoblast 21

Friday 16 May 2014 11:12

should've continued on tbh since you'd already effed up: "both, at the same time, wearing your lingerie, in our bed, etc.."

sunnyray812 42

Friday 16 May 2014 18:20

Yeah, like that would go well.

missyfiona89 28

Friday 16 May 2014 11:13

That's not FYL enough until you tell us what your wife did you to after.

wvcheesehead 13

Friday 16 May 2014 11:16

Were you trying for rodeo sex? Where you shout her sister's name and see how long you can hold on?

Soundslikeothers 15

Friday 16 May 2014 11:18

Wow ex girl and sister you are Never AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER!! gonna live this one down

NyxWrath 20

Friday 16 May 2014 11:21

that... was a very bad move.. goodluck apologising for that! but YDI Hun

mstoock 12

Friday 16 May 2014 11:36

What would have been the correct answer?

aecribb 14

Friday 16 May 2014 13:35

He could've tried, "Neither, I was thinking of potential names for the baby we're making". Still not good at all, but it's the best answer I can think of for that situation

Wakachulak 22

Friday 16 May 2014 15:21

I suggest: "What do you care, you're getting banged either way!"

ksks1234 33

Friday 16 May 2014 15:34

"Neither, babe. I have had that damn song Sarah stuck in my head all day!" Then start doing the kind of singing, kind of trailing off: 'storms are brewing in your eyes'...

91hayek 31

Friday 16 May 2014 12:10

Sounds like you ended up with the wrong sister. With the other you could have gotten away with hollering your ex's name any which way. Now if I ever find an ordinary girl named Beyonce, I am so set for life.

BexBaby86 21

Friday 16 May 2014 12:25

Might take a long time to get over that one. If ever. It's something that will always stick in the back of her mind. Even if she forgives you, she will wonder. Don't be surprised if she doubts you when it comes to trust. That's a big "ouch."